okay i was bored so dont kill me!!!!!!!! i made up this thing how sasuke got chickenbutt hair.

"omg ur litlle sister is so cute!!!" to most people this would have been a compliment but not to uchiha itachi. he couldent stand when people mistook his brother for a girl. the only reason they did that is beacuse sasuke liked his hair long. sasuke was 3 and didnt care what people think. but itachi couldent take it anymore. *later that afternoon* "sasuke its me itachi i need to see u about something"*he walks in* "nii-san!!!!!" came sasuke's energetic voice he absolutely adored his brother and always wanted to be next to him, but for his brother to ask him a favor well that was amazing for him. "sasuke be still for a second" itachi said as he sat down behind him. "hm....... nii-san watcha doin!!??" sasuke said."shh be still" said itachi as he gripped a kunai and all of sasukes hair in a tight grip. "but watcha doin?" said sasuke. "itachi im cutting your hair now be still""WHAT!!??" yelled sasuke as he was trying to break free. but the damage was already done as itachi swiped the kunai and off came sasuke's hair with it."nii-san how could you!! *starts crying and puts his hands up to his head to deflect any more damage*"" now sasuke dont cry now and take your hands away from your head" sasuke did as he was told but continued crying. itachi realized that when sasuke moved he forgot to cut the bangs which was at his chin." oh well you look fine." says itachi as he gets up. "no its not okay its short and it looks funny!!!" sasuke continues crying "dont worry you'll thank me later" says itachi as he walks out the door and as sasuke keeps on wailing. itachi didnt realize what his parents would say when they saw sasuke crying and his new haircut. oh well he thought, at least people wouldent call his little brother a sister anymore.